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12 June 2008 @ 01:54 am
What's New Pussycat? - Part 16 of 16 of 'As The Catboy Purrs'  
Title: What's New Pussycat?
Author: byaghro
Word Count: 925
Pairing: H/D
Rating: PG-13-ish
Warnings: Brief nudity, the usual level of fluff
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Author's notes: (1) Beta-ed by dysonrules - MY HERO!
(2) X-posted to harrydraco, hp_creatures and hp_animagus
(3) There will be a brief (humorous, G rated) Epilogue featuring Hermione/Ron (and puppy!Harry/cat!Draco)
(4) Huge Thank You's to everyone who read and commented on my silly little arc!! *HUGS*
Summary: Harry and Draco finally come to an agreement that suits them both.

Start at the beginning - Meow

Sequel to Draco's Best Friend

Harry was dreaming. He had to be. There was no other way to explain how Draco Malfoy had somehow ended up in bed with him, gloriously naked, doing wicked things to Harry's neck with his tongue. Still, it was a brilliant dream. Harry took the opportunity to slide his fingers down dream-Malfoy's smooth back. With his other hand he touched the white-blond hair that was every bit as soft as he remembered. Harry carded his fingers through Malfoy's hair and encountered... a fuzzy cat ear. At the same time he reached the base of Draco's spine only to realize with a start that the Slytherin was sporting a tail.

"Malfoy, your cat features are back. What happened?" he asked in alarm.

The blond drew back slowly and regarded Harry with wide, grey eyes. He opened his mouth and... yowled.

Harry jerked awake with a start. The yowling continued. Thinking that Crookshanks had snuck in to torment Ron again, Harry lobbed a pillow in the general direction of Ron's bed. The horrible noise continued. Harry cast Finite Incantatem at his alarm clock. If anything, the yowling seemed louder. Finally Harry was able to shake off enough of his sleep induced stupor to realize the noise was coming from just outside his room. Flinging the covers off, Harry stomped over to the door. He did not care that he was wearing just his pants. His only thought was to end the wretched noise through any means possible.

He threw open the door and stepped forward, intent on shouting down Gryffindor tower until the yowling stopped. Instead a cream-colored blur shot past him and into his room. Harry turned just in time to see a very familiar Siamese cat disappear only to be replaced with an equally familiar Slytherin.

"Potter, you're awake," Malfoy breathed, sounding quite relieved.

Still cross over his rude awakening from such a spectacular dream, Harry folded his arms and glared. "Yes I am, thanks very much. That's quite a wakeup call you have there."

"I couldn't think of any other way to get in the room. Where's Longbottom, anyway?"

"Neville?" Harry frowned. "You snuck into Gryffindor and woke me from a sound sleep to ask about Neville?"

It was Draco's turn to frown. "Sleep? They said you were unconscious."

"Who is they?" Harry asked suspiciously.

Malfoy suddenly seemed to realize where exactly he was and who he was talking to. "Um, would you like to put on some clothes before we continue?" he asked carefully.

Harry looked down. He then proceeded to squeak in alarm, turned a bright Gryffindor red, and dove under his covers, all in rapid succession. He had been standing there, talking to Malfoy, wearing just his pants and still sporting a very obvious interest in the content of his dream. Merlin, where was a high cliff when you needed one? Perhaps he could will himself to the top of the Astronomy Tower so he could fling himself off. He'd done it when he was little, surely the circumstances now were dire enough to warrant accidental Apparition?

Draco's voice came to him from the other side of his covers. "I know you're still in there, Potter. You may as well come out." Harry bit back a hysterical giggle at the implications of that statement. "I wasn't saying I was unimpressed, you know. I just thought you might be more comfortable talking to me with your clothes on."

The Gryffindor slowly pulled the blankets away from his face. In for a Knut, in for a Galleon. "What if I'd rather talk to you with more of your clothes off?" Harry asked, half-nervous, half-defiant.

Malfoy seemed to consider the question. "I'd say you haven't spent nearly enough money on me yet, Potter. Talking with less clothing requires at least two expensive meals and a nice gift. Preferably jewelry or a rare item of some sort."

Pulled out of his embarrassment by shock, Harry sat up fully and allowed the covers to pool at his waist. He didn't fail to notice the way Draco's eyes lingered on his chest for longer than was strictly necessary. "Merlin Malfoy, if it takes all of that to get you out of your clothes, what's it going to cost me to shag you?" Harry's eyes immediately widened as he realized what he'd said. With a meep of distress he slithered under the blankets again.

A moment later the bed dipped and Harry waited tensely for Draco to cast his first hex. Instead the covers were inched down until Harry's terrified, green eyes could meet calm grey.

"Let's just start with kisses and go from there, shall we?" the Slytherin asked quietly.

Harry nodded and then reached up to pull Malfoy closer. As his fingers carded through silky, blond hair he suddenly encountered... a fuzzy cat ear. Harry pulled back and looked at Draco sharply. "Your ears are back."

It was Draco's turn to blush and look a bit sheepish. "I, um, I know how much you liked me as a," he coughed, "a catboy so I learned how to show just the ears." There was a pregnant pause. "And the tail."

Harry grinned widely. "Will you wear a collar for me, too?" he asked cheekily.

Malfoy scowled.

"In private?" the dark-haired boy added huskily.

The Slytherin pretended to be unconvinced, but Harry saw a glint of interest in his eyes. "Perhaps," he finally conceded, "but only if you agree to brush my fur at least once a week."

"Deal," Harry replied and pulled Draco down for a kiss.


Current Mood: calmcalm
Current Music: Monsoon - Tokio Hotel
Megan: rulermegan_sage on June 12th, 2008 06:30 am (UTC)
Loved the whole series. It was a nice break from the day whenever I read one. :)

Yay for semi-bold!Harry. hehe
Byaghro: Ouran's Honey - With Cake!byaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:35 am (UTC)
YAY!!! I'm glad you enjoyed it! I love little arcs that are just a nice piece of warm fluff for your day!
sorringmaysorringmay on June 12th, 2008 06:31 am (UTC)
Ahhh too cute. I love that Draco ran up to check on Harry that was sweet...and the ears are back, love the ears!!!

Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:35 am (UTC)
I couldn't get rid of the ears FOREVER!! They were too darn cute! And wasn't Draco adorable going to check? *pets him*
Seshetasesheta_66 on June 12th, 2008 07:11 am (UTC)
Awww ... sweet ending to a lovely series. ♥

Psst ... your EXTREMELY belated birthday fic is posted on my LJ now (I'm just getting around to catching up from all the fest fics). Hope you like it.
Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:36 am (UTC)
Thank you thank you! Not everything I write is fluff & nonsense... but most of it is. LOL!

Birthday fic you say?? WOOOOO!!! *runs off to read*
thrnbrookethrnbrooke on June 12th, 2008 07:27 am (UTC)
I am soooo going to miss this!!
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:37 am (UTC)
Me too! It was kind of odd ending my first official drabble arc. ... Not that I don't have 5,000 other fic on my plate at the moment! *grin*
Faithfaithwood on June 12th, 2008 09:34 am (UTC)
Awwwwwww. *is dead from cute*

Harry was sooooo adorable, gosh, I won't to hug him and pet him so much!

"Will you wear a collar for me, too?" he asked cheekily.




Yay for puppy!Harry and cat!Draco epilogue!
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:39 am (UTC)
Epilogue is post-a-fied! Woo!

No dead from cute! NO DEAD! *revives* Maybe *is in danger of cavities from cute* or something! ^_^

I know that this arc did not have the screaming pr0n that everyone wanted (myself included) but I shall endeavor to make it up to you in future posts. LOL!

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Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)
dysonrules will kill me if I start another arc instead of working on the (MANY) projects I'm either writing for her or with her!! But hopefully I'll be able to post more - NEW - stuff soon-ish, maybe. LOL!

If you've never heard a Siamese cat in heat yowling, be grateful! You'd HAVE to shag him, frequently, just to get him to SHUT UP! Hahaha!!

Glad you enjoyed the arc!! *hugs you back*
Heidijust_heidi on June 12th, 2008 10:22 am (UTC)
Yeah! And then cat!Draco and dog!Harry lived happily ever after!

I have been following this story and always lit up in a smile whenever I saw an update. Thanks for sharing this wonderful and cute fic ^_^
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:43 am (UTC)
Woo! Thank you thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed the arc!! It was fun to write!
chyldofeternity: *VeelaPower* (DM)chyldofeternity on June 12th, 2008 11:23 am (UTC)
YES! Mwuahahhaahhah go Draco! Go Harry!!

*blinks as he realizes there was not hot smut in this* HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!

*taps foot, crosses arms, stares at you* Where's muh smut?! >.> This needs an epilogue - with smut! *nodnods some* explicit, hard-core, harry-fucking-draco-into-unconciousness smut!

^_^ Pwease?
Cheryl Dysondysonrules on June 12th, 2008 02:46 pm (UTC)

Greedy, oh so very greedy.
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beatnikspinster on June 12th, 2008 12:53 pm (UTC)
Haha. Very cute. Love the line about the collar. :)
Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:47 am (UTC)
I hadda throw in SOMETHING kinky! Sheesh, they only snogged once! What is WRONG with them! LOL!
pleiadesst4r_pl314d3s on June 12th, 2008 01:15 pm (UTC)
So cute <3 I love that catboy! Draco reappeared...a sequel? pretty please?
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:49 am (UTC)
I just had to bring catboy!Draco back, he was too adorable! If my Muse offers up a sequel, I will definitely write it but at the moment I have four WIPs and at lest three other "someday" fics to write. O.O

So hopefully there will be more writing of some type or another posted soon! Just maybe not catboys... for now. *grin*
Alaanaalaana_fair on June 12th, 2008 02:15 pm (UTC)
Awww.... That is just too sweet! Er...can we hear more about the dream-come-reality though? *smirk*
Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
Yay! Thank you!!! I need to write some sort of ridiculously smutty, "six months later", NC-17 spin off don't I? *pokes Muse*
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Alexandra: pic#73927977drijfwa on June 12th, 2008 02:36 pm (UTC)
I loved every part of this fic!
thank you for the happy ending
<3 <3
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
WOO!! Thank you! And you're welcome! I'm a sucker for happy endings!! I'm not opposed to dragging the boys through much angst first but I loves me a happy ending! *grin*
Cheryl Dysondysonrules on June 12th, 2008 02:47 pm (UTC)
*snuggles you*

This series was a much-needed dose of cuteness! LOVE you.
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
Disgusting cuteness - just another service we provide. LOL!

LOVE YOU TOO!! *snuggles back*
mayu_maki: chou ni naru himayu_maki on June 12th, 2008 02:47 pm (UTC)
My gosh, a collar! *dies from the visual* I seriously want to see that written.
I'm sort of sad that there won't be any more of this D:
Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
I may have the tiniest collar kink so... hadda throw that in there. LOL!

I'm kinda sad to end it but I felt this was a good place to stop (for now anyway).

Glad you enjoyed the arc! ^_^
Zebruizebrui on June 12th, 2008 02:59 pm (UTC)
He dove for covers and hid there. Oh Harry, you are the sweetest thing ever!

I'll so miss this fic. It's an equivalent of a warm blanket and a mug of hot chocolate with cinnamon *snugs the wonderful author*

Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 14th, 2008 01:54 am (UTC)
Isn't he precious! LOL!

It's an equivalent of a warm blanket and a mug of hot chocolate with cinnamon -- AWWW!!!!!! That's so SWEET!!! That is one of the nicest compliments you could have possibly given! Thank you so much!!! *snugs you right back*