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13 June 2008 @ 09:19 pm
As The Catboy Purrs - Epilogue  
Title: As The Catboy Purrs - Epilogue
Author: byaghro
Word Count: 481
Pairing:Hr/R, catboy!Draco/puppy!Harry
Rating: G
Warnings: General silliness
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Author's notes: (1) Beta-ed by dysonrules
(2) X-posted to harrydraco, hp_creatures and hp_animagus
Summary: Ron's a bit slow sometimes but he gets there, eventually.

Start at the beginning - Meow

Sequel to What's New Pussycat?


Several days later Ron and Hermione were sitting at one of the study tables in the Gryffindor Common Room. Hermione was diligently recopying her Charms notes while Ron pretended to review his Potions homework.

"Did you know there was a rumor going around that Harry was injured during Quidditch practice last Friday?" he asked, hoping to pull her into a conversation and away from actual work.

"Hmm. I know, I helped start it," she replied absently.

Ron looked at her incredulously. "You helped start it? Why would you do that?"

"Long story," was the mumbled response.

Ron kicked his feet, tapped his quill, and turned several pages in his book. Finally he looked over at the fireplace. "Say, isn't that Harry curled up by the fire?" he whispered, not wanting others to know that Harry was an Animagus.

Hermione glanced up. "Looks like him." She returned to her work.

"Wonder who that is with him?" the red-head asked, indicating the Siamese cat curled up on the black dog's back. "Think it's the girl he's been sneaking off to see all this time? You know, I tried to follow him a few times but he kept running into Malfoy. Bloody Ferret, getting in the way of Harry's love life."

His companion continued to write.

"Speaking of the Ferret, have you noticed that the poncy git was wearing a collar the other day? Studded with emeralds, no less. How much more ridiculous can you get?"

Hermione raised a brow but didn't look up. "You pay an awful lot of attention to Malfoy, Ron. Is there something you'd like to tell me?"

Ron refused to dignify her comment with a response. Instead he asked, "So who do you think she is? Harry's girlfriend, I mean."

Hermione sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose with her thumb and forefinger. Finally she looked up at her adorable, but oblivious, boyfriend. "Ronald, I believe you are correct in your theory that the animal in question is the Animagus form of the person Harry has been spending his time with lately. However, if you'll look closely, you might take note of the fact that it is most definitely a male cat."

"MALE!?" He shouted. Realizing that half of the Common Room occupants were now staring at him, he ducked his head & whispered fiercely, "Male?"

As if on cue, the cat in question raised its head and hissed at him.

"Do you have a problem with that, Ronald?" Hermione asked in her best professor voice.

Ron blushed. "No. Just came as a shock, that's all."

"Good. Then you also shouldn't have a problem with the fact that the Animagus in question is also wearing a collar. An emerald studded collar." The bushy haired witch mentally counted down in her head. Just as she reached zero the light bulb went off over Ron's head.

"HARRY'S DATING THE FERRET!?!?!?!"
 
 
Current Mood: hopefulhopeful
 
 
Alaanaalaana_fair on June 14th, 2008 01:36 am (UTC)
*dies*

Oh, what a pleasant little surprise! Thanks for this little bit more. I love the idea that Draco's proudly wearing his collar. Leave it to Draco to wear emeralds. :-)
Byaghro: Ouran's Honey - With Cake!byaghro on June 16th, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)
I had to throw in the collar bit! *grin* Plus I had the image of cat!Draco sleeping on dog!Harry from the beginning but somehow it never made it into the actual story.

I can't decide if Draco's collar would look like the one that the chihuahua is wearing on this site: Collar 1 or this site: Collar 2. I almost think the second one, because it's more subtle, yet has more jewels. LOL! Oh! Or maybe the Angel in Emeralds on this site: Collar 3. Baha! Okay, having too much fun with emerald cat collars!
(no subject) - alaana_fair on June 16th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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yinghuayinghua on June 14th, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)
Haha I love you for having an epilogue! :D And tsk, Ron...oblivious as always.
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:00 pm (UTC)
Woo!! Glad you enjoyed the epilogue! Poor Ron, he almost never catches a break does he? LOL!
mayu_maki: happyfamilymayu_maki on June 14th, 2008 01:46 am (UTC)
Thank you! For the appearance of The Collar, an emerald studded one no less <3 I can just imagine what those two get up to :d
Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:02 pm (UTC)
Yea, I couldn't end it without The Collar showing up at some point. *grin* And I eventually need to write some sort of pr0ny version of exactly what they get up to. LOL!
Kathykisa829 on June 14th, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
Oh Ronald...I can always count on you for laughs.

Amazing amazing amazing! <3
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
Woohoo!! Thank you thank you!! Poor Ron, always the comic relief. LOL!

Oh, and can I just tell you how much I have LOVED your Kaidoh's abs icon! *drools* Bless you for using it! ^_^
Anonymuncule.: h/d kiss-color drawtwistedm on June 14th, 2008 02:47 am (UTC)
SQUEEE!!!!!
you finished it! i think i just read about six of them all in a row. i was really far behind!

this was so adorable. i loved it! thanks so much for giving us this sweet, sexy, charming little animagus romp. delightful!
Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
YAY!!! I recently played catchup on one of yours too! *is also behind*

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed my silly little fluffy fic! Woo!
auroranqauroranq on June 14th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC)
Bwahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahha!!!!!
omgosh <3 x A bahzillion!
*snickers* Aww poor widdle Wonawld.
*Squees* a collar!!! *Bigassgrin*
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC)
LOLZ!!! So glad you enjoyed it!! *grin grin* Once I referenced a collar I had to make him WEAR the collar. Hahaha!!!! Oh, and because I am a DORK I actually looked up several collar types too. Check out the links in my reply to Alaana above. ^_^
lokifanlokifan on June 14th, 2008 03:09 am (UTC)
LMAO! I love Ron so much. The image of cat!Draco curled up on dog!Harry's back is adorable - and I love Draco hissing at Ron! Bestest of all is the collar, of course. *has happy, perverted thoughts* This has been a fun, fluffy ride!
Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
Poor Ron, I'm so abusive to him! And you mentioned the hissing! LOLZ!!! I was so tickled about the hissing!! *giggles*

WOOT for happy, perverted thoughts!! I had to put the collar in there! *is kinky* Haha!

Yay! I'm glad you enjoyed my silly little arc! ^_^
thrnbrookethrnbrooke on June 14th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
Oh way tooo wonderful! I am sooo going to miss this story!!!
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
Thank you thank you!! It was kind of weird to finally end it. It started out a single prompt response and then sort of grew into its own creature. O.O
Seshetasesheta_66 on June 14th, 2008 04:42 am (UTC)
Oh, yay! I saw this extra little piece after I thought it was done - w00t!

*pets oblivious!Ron*
Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
Woo for happy little extras!

Poor Ron, he's so abused as the comic relief! LOL!
pleiadesst4r_pl314d3s on June 14th, 2008 08:19 am (UTC)
Lol. It's cute thad Draco wore the cat collar even when he was not in cat form =>. And I love the end, how Ron could be so oblivious, and the way he found out about Harry and Draco =>
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
I can see Draco being able to pull off a collar as a fashion statement. LOL! Plus I just really wanted him to wear it. Haha!!

So glad you enjoyed my little epilogue! *grin*
Kieran: stitch clapsfilmatleven on June 14th, 2008 08:51 am (UTC)
hahahahahahahaha

I just KNEW granger was involved with the rumour. I thought Pansy might have been too but I wasn't sure. =P

and this granger/weasley interaction you have here is just...freaking...PERFECT. it's exactly how I picture them.
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
To be honest, I'm not sure if it was a Pansy/Hermione collaboration or if Hermione worked alone. LOL! They didn't tell me.

WOO! That's how I envision Ron & Hermione being too. Her working diligently while he sits beside her & fidgets. ^_^

LOVE the clapping Stitch icon by the way!! YAY for Stitch!!
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Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:13 pm (UTC)
Woohoo!! You're welcome! I'm so abusive to poor Ron! LOL!
Alexandra: pic#73927977drijfwa on June 14th, 2008 11:54 am (UTC)
hahaha! ROFL!
Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you!! ^_^

Oh and love, love your naked, kissing boys icon!!! *droools*
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eyes-of-bloodanimelover1988 on June 14th, 2008 02:20 pm (UTC)
YES!!! lol! i loved it!! Let me know if you add it to ff.net
Byaghro: Puppy!Harrybyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
WOO! Thank you!!

OH! FF.net! Thank you for reminding me!! I need to get it all organized so I can post it! I'll be sure to link you when I do!
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Byaghro: Catboy!Dracobyaghro on June 16th, 2008 06:15 pm (UTC)
YAY!! Thank you so much!! I'm glad you enjoyed my silly little arc!!

And thank you for the compliment on my writing skills!! WOOT!! I hope to have more stuff up... someday. Haha!! I have lots of stuff in progress but nothing finished. Blargh! XD